![]() ![]() "This is an execution of 3D Realms' design," said Steve Gibson, the VP of Marketing for Gearbox, "We didn't redesign the game at all. They had to: Duke Nukem Forever had to be released, and it had to be released now.Īccording to Ben Kuchera over at ArsTechnica, that's exactly what happened. The feeling is that they didn't advance what 3D Realms was working on, they just polished the turd a bit and shoved it out the door. They just slapped some second hand rims on it. So it makes sense Gearbox didn't try to re-create the wheel. Trying to re-create those feelings playing as Duke is a nearly impossible task. I was a mere teenager when Duke Nukem 3D was released. Hell, you don't have a health meter in the game – you have an EGO meter.ĭuke Nukem is a throwback to our youth. Duke Nukem is an alien ass-kicking badass. If you are looking for a comparable FPS to the offerings on the market today, as far as depth of environment, gameplay and strategy - this game is not those things. ![]() That's what you have to be looking for when purchasing and playing this game. It's a "charge into a room and beat an alien with your fists then kick his freaking head off" game. ![]() #Duke nukem forever boobs freeIt's not a free roaming quest based FPS like Far Cry. It's not a take-cover-and-pick-your-shots game like Gears of War or Call of Duty. It hearkens back to the days of Quake and Doom, run-and-gun action mixed with chaos, constant unadulterated chaos. Duke Nukem Forever is not the FPS game of today, it's the FPS game of yesteryear. You see, the standard for FPS games has changed. I know what I like, and I like to blow s-t up. Is this going to be another less-than-favorable review? Hell, no. So by now you are probably wondering what I think of the game. Nothing like getting threatened on Twitter with a possible blacklisting in reply to a negative review. Plus, I don't have to deal with the fallout from the PR firm handling this release and their not-so-wise snub of reviewers who gave Duke a less than favorable write-up (almost all of them). How can I follow that with similar sentiments? Fact is, his review for the most part is spot on. I think Chris Kohler over at Game|Life summed up the game pretty nicely. I think in the end, it was a good thing I got the copy a bit late and wasn't obligated to write a review. #Duke nukem forever boobs PcAnd since I no longer am reviewing a Maingear PC, I don't have a computer that can handle the requirements on the PC version. I got my copy of Duke a week late, since they sent the PC version instead of the Xbox 360 version. Of course I'm talking about Duke Nukem Forever, but unlike my colleagues around the Internet, this isn't a straightforward review. For twelve years we've seen this project go from the most amazing property ever, to a massive failure, to the king of vaporware. For twelve years the pressure has been building. I don't think I've anticipated a game release this much since Space Quest V. Some of the language used may be inappropriate for young readers. ![]() Editor's Note: This article, like its subject, is not intended for children. ![]()
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